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[kimmish]

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[kimmish]

[...What a question. And from a complete stranger, no less.]

Is there ANYONE who knows the circumference of their cock offhand?

[doesitanyway]

Is it that time of year again already? Wonderful.

Apologies, stranger, this wasn't meant for you. Or anyone, at the moment... but the fellow it was originally sent to did indeed have an answer ready without reaching for a tape measure. So that's one person, yes.

[kimmish]

Yes, I had wondered about that.

I suppose it's really no different than knowing one's girth, though. Really, diameter might be the less likely measurement to know.

[doesitanyway]

Girth is circumference, is it not? One might refer to that measurement as the former casually but the latter is what's called for on sizing charts. Semantics.

This is absolutely a strange question to ask when I don't yet know your name, but now that we've established the synonym I'm curious. Do you know yours after all?

[kimmish]

As I said. No different.

It is a very strange question, yes, but I'll indulge it.
No, the last time I took any sort of measurement was when I was a boy. I suspect it's changed since then.

[doesitanyway]

You must have missed the medical exams however-long ago, then? Or you're a Dominant.

...I would hope it's changed, sir.

[kimmish]

Oh, those. No, I was subjected to those. But that was at least a year ago, wasn't it? And I don't remember being told any specifics.

I'm positive it has.

[Smartass.]

Probing question for probing question: What did you do with the measurement you asked for?

[doesitanyway]

Fuck if I know. It could have been. Time flies when you're trapped in a bizarre sex driven nightmare society with no respect for your personhood, now doesn't it?

Oh, it was to size a fitted toy. I supposed that would be a very awkward item to try and return if I estimated incorrectly, so better to simply ask.

[kimmish]

It certainly does.

And that was probably wise. Although I doubt you'd have shocked the owner of whatever establishment you bought it from.

[doesitanyway]

I didn't particularly want to find out. Or to go through the ordeal of trying to use it unsuccessfully in the first place.

[kimmish]

That's fair enough.

Also for the record, my name is Kim Secretan.

[May as well be polite, while they're talking about cock girths and the toys that go around them.]

[doesitanyway]

Should we ever stumble across one another, I'm going to ask you how to pronounce that.

Trevor Belmont. And I can actually say it's a pleasure to 'meet' you, despite their very annoying methods. Or mistakes? At the moment I'd almost believe this was a genuine error.

[kimmish]

Probably not how you'd expect.

I'm glad to hear I didn't make an awful first impression.
And I'm willing to believe it might be an error. Though they do seem to like throwing us at one another.

[doesitanyway]

Perhaps not. Two possibilities came to mind immediately when I read it, but it could just as easily be a third that I hadn't considered.

They really do, and to be clear I'm only willing now because it wouldn't be the only citywide service struggling at the moment. Hope you're doing alright, to that end?

[kimmish]

More or less alright. My household more or less survived the lack of electricity. It's honestly somewhat of a recent development where I'm from and two of the other inhabitants are from a world entirely without it.

And our fourth can do magic.
(Well. So can one of the others, really, but I don't know if it's RELEVANT magic.)

Yourself?

[doesitanyway]

Interesting. Three out of four of my household are from worlds largely without, as well. Myself included.

Personally I might have struggled a bit more if not for my seeing eye dhampir.

[kimmish]

Ah, that's a coincidence.
I wonder how many of us in Duplicity are less used to it versus the ones who are.

I don't think I'm familiar with the term dhampir.

[Folk tales are not something Kim has ever particularly familiarized himself with.]

[doesitanyway]

Most I've met seem well acquainted with the level of technology here. A handful who weren't said it was more akin to their world's past, which makes me think there's a decent spread in either direction of advancement... but usually it's less that folks are from a similar world's past than theirs are very magical. More so than mine. It gets a bit complicated.

My partner is half-vampire, half-human. He can see in the darkness quite well.

[kimmish]

Very complicated, yes.

...I wasn't aware that was a possibility. Mind, I'm fairly certain vampires are only a myth where I come from.

[doesitanyway]

Lucky for your world. They're quite terrible in ours, with few exceptions... and as I understand it that's largely because the terrible ones slaughtered the rest.

Far more personable selection around these parts.

[kimmish]

Yes, I've met a few vampires here and have been pleasantly surprised.
I would have expected them to be far more fearsome.

[doesitanyway]

Make no mistake, most of them here are capable of being quite fearsome when they want to be. But they are not monsters on account of their species, like I was accustomed to. Several have become dear friends.

Not that I think the program would stand for a LIER attempting interspecies genocide, in the long run? They might enjoy the show for a weekend but trust me; it gets old.

[kimmish]

Yes, well, we're all capable of being monstrous, no matter what our background.

But no, I think you're correct. They may not have MUCH regard for us, but I doubt the powers that be would allow for our indiscriminate slaughter.

[doesitanyway]

If nothing else it must be an awful lot of work resurrecting dead people just as they were. Whatever their method to do so may be, I can't imagine they'd want to expend so many resources because of one or two assholes.

[kimmish]

No, I can't imagine that either.